My prediction for Bitcoin. Based on only facts.

The last three times bitcoin dipped, I had constipation. But each time, when the constipation was finally resolved with painful shitting that left a bloody asshole, bitcoin rose back up.

I believe there is a correlation.

This morning, I took a dump with a bloody asshole. Mark my words, buy now, because bitcoin is going back up.

If you don't believe me, you don't believe in logic.



Submitted March 30, 2018 at 09:24AM by seaofwords https://ift.tt/2Gno91m

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