My lunch with J Powell
So J Powell and I were heading out to lunch the other day.
”Damn, I forgot my wallet,” said J when we got to the restaurant. “Can you loan me $100?”
”Suuuure…” I said, wondering if I was being punked. So I pulled out my wallet and started to hand him a Benjamin.
”Oh!” he said, “loan me $100 but only give me $50 now.”
I thought it was weird, but I complied.
”Great!” he exclaims. ”Now I owe you $50 and you owe me $50 so we’re even!”
And this is why you never go to lunch with J Powell. Both of you will eat YOUR lunch.
Submitted November 04, 2022 at 10:07PM by liv2cod https://ift.tt/E7djcKT
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