I think a renegade time traveler brought the Bitcoin idea from the future to the past. I think there's an alternate version of reality where the central bankers were let run amuck, and they ended up, fucking shit up so bad for generations forward, something drastic had to be done. Think about the genesis block. Bitcoin, in its entirety, had to be complete, and ready to go, on said auspicious date. January 3rd, 2009 is probably some horrible banking holiday in this alternate timeline. Bitcoin probably fixed the economic woes the bankers had imposed upon the world as soon as it was introduced, but quickly centralized, and bought up by the technocratic elite who were much smarter, and intelligent than the general population at the time in said future. This alternate timeline Bitcoin from the 2030-2040 future, was probably cooler, and more fleshed out than what WE got, however, it was also written in computer languages that might not exist yet, with different syntaxes/rules, and maybe...