I am sending this message from the year 2089. Things have never been so good in all of human history, and some of you will still be here to see it. If you don’t believe me, I don’t have the time to try to convince you, sorry. I know you are all busy building, and I don’t want to waste your time, so I’ll simply explain what happened. On average, every year, the value of a bitcoin continued to grow at an over 250% annualized return, that is, of course, until hyperbitcoinization began in earnest. Arguably, hyperbitcoinization began with the genesis block, but when the US government started printing trillions of dollars during the old pandemic of 2019, the world, en masse, began to lose faith in their unit of account, the US dollar. The largest demographic in the US, the Baby Boomers, began retiring. They held most of their wealth in their homes and retirement accounts (mostly equities), and as they watched the financial markets and real estate pump and dump continuously, due to money...